Green Up Clean Up

Meeting Jesus in the streets

Nugget (Rhode Rock) and Bluebelle (Bluebelle Pullet)

Chicken Jokes

Dad Inspired

For anyone visiting the farm at some point you will get to hear a dad joke. The students who help build the farm normally end up groaning and here is why!

  • Why was the chicken so funny? She’s a real comedi-hen!
  • What do you get when you cross a chicken and a ghost? A poultry-geist!
  • What do chicken families do on the weekends? They have peck-nics!
  • What do artsy chickens enjoy? Spoken-word poultry!
  • What are chickens most afraid of? The a-peck-alypse!
  • What do you call a great chicken? Im-peck-able!
  • What movies do hens like? Chick flicks!
  • Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? The outside!
  • What do you do with a shy chicken? Get her to come out of her shell!
  • How do chickens wake up on time? Alarm clucks!
  • How do chickens send mail? In hen-velopes!
  • Why did Mozart hate chickens? All they say is “Bach, Bach, Bach!”

Chicken egg jokes

  • What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
  • What do chicken philosophers think about? The meaning of eggs-istence!
  • What do chickens say when they burp? Eggs-cuse me!
  • What do you call a chicken who’s a little different? Eggs-centric!
  • What’s a chicken’s favourite school subject? Egg-onomics!
  • How do chickens leave buildings? Through the eggs-its!
  • Where do tough chickens come from? Hard-boiled eggs!
  • What happens to chickens who misbehave at school? They get eggs-pelled!
  • What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs!

Chicken coop jokes

  • Why is your chicken’s coop smelly? The fowl odour.
  • What do chickens order for dessert? Coop-cakes!

Cockerel jokes

  • Why do young cockerel act like their dads? Like feather, like son!
  • What do pessimistic cockerel say? Cock-a-doodle-don’t!
Looking at the farm through the orchard Fowey River Academy Farm - The who, what, where, how, when Who Fowey River Academy is a secondary school based in Fowey and serving the surrounding area including Par, St Blazey and Lostwithiel. Cornwall is one of the 10 poorest regions in Europe with Par/St Blazey listed as the second poorest…
Barn Build Barn Build Starts - As part of the farm we will need someone dry and clean to store food and a locked area for tools. This is the build story. This view shows the barn set in the area that will become the farm. Stretching away in the distance is…
Barn Build The Walls are Up - But not clad yet... It has started.
The roof of the barn The Roof is on - We needed outside help with this. Our health and safety policy prevents young people from climbing ladders.
A Spider Cladding, Water Collecting and a Visitor - We had an exciting time today welcoming a visitor to the site. I think it is a common house spider but if anyone else knows, please give me a shout. We also continued cladding the shed and moved a bin into position. Once guttering is up…
Chicken Coop and run The Chickens are coming - Smiling Egg Chicken Coop and run We are building a much bigger run for the chickens. The small run will be used as a pen to move the chickens around the site. Chickens are useful in clearing and cleaning a site. No weeding needed!
Plants for the orchard The Barn Build nears completion - Today we had delivered a whole load of plants from Bodmin Nursery. The plants will be the start of our orchard, rose garden and raised beds.
Fencing and barn Doors and Fencing -
Inside the Barn - The floor is almost complete and a cupboard started.
Chickens and an Extension - The shed was extended to have an outdoor covered area and the tiered seating area has grown. Best news of all is that the chickens will hopefully arrive in a weeks time. Amphitheatre Coop Coop Shed Extension

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