Two Girls and a Wasp

(Verse 1)
Yo, check it, me and my girl Gracie,
Guides representin’ Campin’ trip was over, homeward bound, adventurin’
Backpack on my shoulders, singin’ songs, feelin’ bold
But then a wasp appeared, buzzin’ ’round, lookin’ cold
He followed us onto the bus, we tried to stay chill
But that stripy dude was persistent, givin’ us a thrill
Gracie started screamin’, I said, “Yo, keep it down low!”
This wasp ain’t gonna sting us, just let the homie go

(Refrain) Don’t pull my hair, wasp, don’t pull my hair, wasp
Just buzzin’ on by, wasp, don’t pull my hair, wasp
We’re peaceful Guides, wasp, with badges and sashes
No need for that stinger, wasp, just cool your dashes

(Verse 2)
First stop, Bodmin Gaol, historic and kinda creepy
Wasp followed us inside, this dude was super sneaky
We learned about prisoners, the cells and the trials
But that wasp was distractin’, doin’ aerial spirals
He checked out the courtyard, the gallows, the grim scene
Then buzzed past the gift shop, like “Yo, this place is mean!”
Next stop, McDonald’s, we were starvin’ for sure
Wasp hovered by the counter, like “Gimme a Big Mac, or I’ll lure!”

(Refrain)
Don’t pull my hair, wasp, don’t pull my hair, wasp
Just buzzin’ on by, wasp, don’t pull my hair, wasp
We’re peaceful Guides, wasp, with badges and sashes
No need for that stinger, wasp, just cool your dashes

(Verse 3)
We got our burgers and fries, sat down by the window seat
Wasp chilled on the table, lookin’ for somethin’ sweet
He eyed up my milkshake, I said, “Nah, man, back off!”
Gracie threw him a fry, he caught it, then took off
He flew out the window, into the Cornish sun
Our little wasp buddy, his adventure had begun
We finished our meal, headin’ home, feelin’ glad
That crazy wasp journey, the wildest trip we had!

(Refrain)
Don’t pull my hair, wasp, don’t pull my hair, wasp
Just buzzin’ on by, wasp, don’t pull my hair, wasp
We’re peaceful Guides, wasp, with badges and sashes
No need for that stinger, wasp, just cool your dashes Word up!