Brace yourself, here’s a final dose of dad jokes to make you cringe with delight:
* Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
* I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
* How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw!
* What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
* Can February March? No, but April May!
* How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
* What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
* What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
* Did you hear the rumour about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
There you have it! Hopefully, those jokes brought a smile to your face, even if it was accompanied by a groan or two.
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