Get ready for another round of eye-roll-inducing dad jokes:
* I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
* What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
* How do you make seven even? Subtract the s.
* I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
* Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
* I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
* What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
* Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
* I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
I hope you survived that onslaught of puns!
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