Here’s a list of classic dad jokes guaranteed to make you groan (and maybe chuckle a little):
* Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
* I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
* Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
* Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
* Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole-in-one!
* What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
* I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
* What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
* Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
* Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it!
Let me know if you want to hear more! (Just kidding…or am I?)
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