How come people tell you to stay a child for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Why is it that if someone yells “duck” they are helping you, but if they yell “chicken” they are insulting you?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Can you cry under water?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?